Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse than DIY botox, this little kit comes along.

Containing needles, syringes, Emla cream (anaesthetic) and some scary sounding substances – Tiratricol and Procaine – along with Lipostable, this is an Injection Lipolysis Lipostabil Fat Dissolving Injection set. You can buy it from numerous suspicious websites for $540.

The kit instructs you inject yourself at home to dissolve away your ‘problem areas’. I find this truly terrifying and in the same league as injecting yourself with steroids, maybe worse.

Apparently, results are confirmed by numerous ‘scientific studies’ and the complex has a ‘proven’ track record, saving ‘thousands on surgical liposuction’. Would you try it? I could never even contemplate using this.